Farmageddon

Words and Music by Terrance G. and T. W. Tendrils

Once upon a time
the humans offended
the legions of swine
No more pork. No ham.
the pigs had enough
of being slaughtered like lambs

And they rebelled,
squealing like hell
From the flat of their snouts
to their tiny windy tails
squealing we will prevail
by our chinny chin chin
we will winny win win

The humans drew the guns
and let bullets fly
until the blacked out the sun
But nothing could be done
to end the fight
And it turned into a war

Oh they rebelled,
squealing like hell
From the flat of their snouts
to their tiny windy tails
squealing we will prevail
by our chinny chin chin
we will winny win win

The birdies of the sky
The flightless ones too
and the aquatic kind

And they rebelled,
Squeaking like hell
From the flat of their snouts
to their tiny curly tails
squealing we will prevail
from the flat of their snouts
to their tiny curly tails

What is your song idea?
Once upon a time there were pigs. And they were rebellious. No more bacon. No more ham. No more pork chops. All they wanted were their mud pits and their corn-starched slop. Sure, they used to be nice. The spiders even wrote about them. But, they're tired of being footballs. They're tired of being greasy and bad for your heart. And so, they rebelled. They squeaked. They squealed. They fight for their right to be fine swine, not for people to dine on. Got it?

We fought them with guns. We fought them with fowl. And bombs. But nothing can stop the rebellion. Not even an angry, enraged bird.

So watch out, dear friends. Watch out for the pigs with crowns and mustaches. They snicker and sneer, as you shudder in fear.

Hunker down, bunker down. Or be like the brave, and fight those pigs.

describe your song in one word
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