Bonkers

forever forever ever after

a boy a girl and bats in the rafters

so remember before you throw in your cap sir

i can't promise you a thing except maybe laughter

laughter

look i promise you the next line i sing is true

cuckoo

we'll find the holes and fill them with plaster

chase bunnies down the hall where they can be captured

we'll invite all the bats down from the rafters

the mice will run away and we'll play the trappers

trappers

everything except my love for you is true

oooh... i said that backwards

Cormac's request:

who is the imagined singer

Stephin Merritt or maybe Calvin Johnson

who is the intended listener

Kim

ask three questions

1. Forever ever??

2. Are you sure you want to live with a crazy person?

3. What does true love sound like?

describe your song in one word

bonkers

Static on a Rabbit's Fur

jack the rabbit

a summer night

a present cactus

an absent wife

so why the ions

charge the fur

and Paraguayans

from where on earth

7654 static on a rabbit's fur

7654 static on a rabbit's fur

7654 static on a rabbit's fur

7654 static on a rabbit's fur

static on a rabbit's fur

static on a rabbit's fur

jack the rabbit

a summer night

a present cactus

an absent wife

so why the ions

charge the fur

and Paraguayans

from where on earth

7654 static on a rabbit's fur

7654 static on a rabbit's fur

7654 static on a rabbit's fur

7654 static on a rabbit's fur

static on a rabbit's fur

static on a rabbit's fur

Sean's request

who is the imagined singer

Jack the Rabbit

who is the intended listener

The Cactus

ask three questions

Where did my lady rabbit go?

Is there such this as heat lightening?

What on earth?

describe your song in one word

Grand

A Proportional Man

words and music by D. E. Healey. Production by T. W. Tendrils.
i might be casting
for love with a fishing pole
i might be flying
blind holding a beggar's bowl

but i don't need that picture
you took of your prick, sir
it's gross
well we both want attention
don't hold that extension
so close

attention men of philadelphia
if you were waiting 'til i fell f'ya
don't hold your breath
why do i think that i can find my
soul mate in responses signed by
fates worse than death

i'm not asking for much
i just want a warm body
just want a proportion
-al man oh my god these
geezers and creepers and beasts
think they found her
not asking for much
just a casual encounter

i might be playing
roulette with a loaded gun
i might be but you'd
think by now i would have won

no i don't want to screw on
your stepmother's futon
or couch
and i don't need to travel
for a roll in some gravel
ouch

attention men of philadelphia
if you were waiting 'til i fell f'ya
don't hold your breath
why do i think that i can find my
soul mate in responses signed by
fates worse than death

i'm not asking for much
i just want a warm body
just want a proportion
-al man oh my god these
geezers and creepers and beasts
think they found her
not asking for much
just a casual encounter

attention men of philadelphia
if you were waiting 'til i fell f'ya
don't hold your breath
why do i think that i can find my
soul mate in responses signed by
fates worse than death

who is the imagined singer

nick cave

who is the intended listener

semi-available philly men who peruse craigslist personals

ask three questions

what about "not ugly," "close to my age" and "height-weight proportionate" do you not understand? oh, and p.s. "i can host" should not mean the gravely roof of your shared apartment via the fire escape, in the winter.

why oh why why do you feel the need to include a picture of your unattractive penis with your equally unattractive response?

why do i think i'll find my soul mate on craigslist casual encounters?

describe your song in one word

drrrty