7.25.2010

practical decision


a home is house and has a housekeeper
and a soon to be mom is still a teenager

they made a practical decision
they made a practical decision

and when i was told i did not believe her
at 40 years old and she don't even know her
she's at the hospital now she's going to deliver
who lets their life be changed by a total stranger

she made a practical decision
it's just a practical decision
na

it's a just a practical decision
it's just a practical decision

and teen is allowed to be teenager

it's just a practical decision to love
love

A's request...

What is your song idea?
Beth is a 40 year old housekeeper in the house where I stay in the Philippines. She has a 21 year old daughter Wendy, and they look like sisters. When her friends ask, "Why did you not remarry?" She says, "I don't know!" Yesterday she had friends over to watch a movie. One of them was a woman who works at the orphanage where I teach, and one was her teenaged daughter who was 9 months pregnant. Beth, Wendy, the teenager and her mother all lounged on a bed giggling at the movie. Later that day the orphanage owner came by and said the teenager had gone to the hospital. He said she felt too young and poor to take care of the baby, so Beth would take care of it at the house while the mom decides whether or not to put it up for adoption. I asked Beth about it and she said "if the mother decides to put the baby up for adoption... I will adopt the baby." I asked if she was friends with the teenager or something, and she said no, but she had more money and time for the baby, and the teenager was very talented so she could go back to school and do well. The decision was just practical. She made it just that morning when they were all together watching a movie. That night I listened to Paul Simon's later album "You're the One." The song "Hurricane Eye" says something like "if you want to be a missionary let a stranger change your life." The song and the album as a whole is refreshingly self-aware with practical stories told with sensitivity and a sense of humor. The tone reminded me of Beth, smiling, saying "I will adopt." Any day now there will be a baby in this house where I stay. I walk down the warm, slanted, colorful streets and think how strange it is that I'd feel so at home living with strangers and writing stories about their lives.

describe your song in one word
home

7.24.2010

Mr. Lincoln's starry beard


here's a penny, with a picture of lincoln
hold it steady, note the distance, across his bristly chin
there's a star there and another next to it
they are larger than a mountain and the world on which it sits
so the stars must be more numerous than we can know as mr lincoln's beard clearly shows

now consider the large and the small
note the seamless seamstress stitching pieces to the whole
now the ocean and the openness in bowls
see the cause and consequences of times familiar flow
our minds must be more wondrous than we can know if notions such as these can be supposed

and god is more wondrous than we can know if an atheist like me can say it's so

Second Star From The Left: The Spiritual Value Of Cosmic Insignifigance
http://www.npr.org/blogs/13.7/2010/07/16/128560305/second-star-from-the-left-the-spiritual-value-of-cosmic-insignifigance

7.23.2010

by death she was not deterred


when the lion's mane washed ashore
and the swimmer's skin grew red and sore
an important lesson by all was learned
that by death she was not deterred

oh by death she was not deterred
for beneath the flesh her poison stirred
and made a mess of rye new hampshire
by death she was not deterred

strangely beautiful
her mane of tentacles
careful where they squirm
for by death she is not deterred

and the swimmers there who had all been burned
they gathered around to look at her
and by now you know the words...
by death she was not deterred
oh by death she was not deterred

Death Does Not Deter Jellyfish Sting
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/23/us/23jelly.html?ref=science

R136A1 (He put the mos' in the cosmos)


Made of plasma (super-heated gasses)
300+ solar masses
Yeah

Gravitation so mighty
What if the sun burnt 10 million times as brightly?
Yeah

R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos
R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos
R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos
R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos

Unlike humans stars grow smaller
But R136A1 you're still a baller
Yeah, Oh!

"Unlike humans, these stars are born heavy and lose weight as they age,” said Crowther, an astrophysicist at the University of Sheffield
What?? Yeah Yeah!

The tarantula nebula called me as a matter of fact
It told me to tell you, it wants its matter back

R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos
R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos
R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos
R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos

R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos
R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos
R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos
R136A1
He put the mos' in the cosmos

Star May Be Heaviest Ever Discovered
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/22/science/space/22star.html?_r=1&ref=science#

7.22.2010

Of brothers and monsters


by B. T. Nook

there are monsters
in Korea
who feed on tight jeans
and irony.
thick glasses
are devoured
like they were kimchi

but brother, if you can wear your
heart on your sleeve
and believe in what you're doing
they will leave you be

the foul beasts
ache for vengeance
and late 80's fashion nightmares
they will feast on
the record store clerks
on their phones playing solitaire

but brother, if you are earnest
if you are sincere
you can walk the streets in the nighttime
with nothing to fear

they can smell scoffing cynicism
eleven miles away
but can't stand enthusiasm
so my brother you'll be okay

Pat's request

who is the imagined singer
Oscar Wilde

who is the intended listener
My Brother in Korea

ask three questions
How is Korea?
Why are Asian Hipsters so cool?
What does Acting smell like?

describe your song in one word
Metaphorical

7.21.2010

Song of the grateful house guests

<a href="http://thewigglytendrils.bandcamp.com/track/song-of-the-grateful-house-guests">Song of the grateful house-guests by the wiggly tendrils</a>

thank you for opening up your door
thank you for lending us the floor of your house
your bed or your couch
oooh
what we'd do without you

thank you for opening your hearts
for having fun and letting us take part
every once in a while i'll remark
oooh
what we'd do without you
what would we do without you?
what we'd do without you
what we'd do without you

A song for Robert and Emilie on the occasion of their engagement

<a href="http://thewigglytendrils.bandcamp.com/track/song-for-robert-and-emilie-on-the-occasion-of-their-engagement">Song for Robert and Emilie on the occasion of their engagement by the wiggly tendrils</a>

I know a programmer, he works in native search
I know a publisher, she works with tiny books
and he just proposed to her because they're so in love

But that's not what they are, they're also other things
like they're poets and my dear old friends
and how can you ever know a friend, but by the ones they choose to love
and how can you ever know a friend, but by the one they choose to love

7.19.2010

Video Cat by Megan!



Video Cat by Megan! The newest release from The Wiggly Tendrils is available for stream or download on bandcamp. The 8 song story book and EP was inspired by this fine work of children's fiction:


The music is designed to be listened to as you read along. It includes chimes which tell you when to turn the page. Try it. It's a wonderful audio and visual experience!

I've pasted the song request that lead to the album below. Kudos Megan for submitting the best song request ever!

Megan's request

who is the imagined singer
narrator/author

who is the intended listener
reader

ask three questions
1. Who is video cat? (http://megancoleman.com/videocat/)
2. How will he escape?
3. What is it like to be in a video?

Important lyric to use: (page 10) "the car cam clos and clos"

describe your song in one word
mysterious

7.17.2010

Zoey is a dog (yummy!)


yummy ooo
yummy ooo

zoey is dog so she has doggie eyes
her favorite color is green even though she's color blind
she has furry ears she has a furry face
and she's not smelling you, she's imagining how you taste

and you taste yummy (you know it's true)
you taste yummy (oh yes you do)

waldo is man who is very hard to find
sometimes he's underthings some he's behind
once i found his hat, once i found his cane
but as soon as get a glimpse of him he vanishes again

he thinks it's funny (but it's so cruel)
he thinks it's funny

yummy ooo
yummy ooo
yummy
yummy


John's request

who is the imagined singer
Bob Marley

who is the intended listener
a snail

ask three questions
Where's Waldo?
Why do I smell so good?
What's Zoey the dog's favorite color?

describe your song in one word
Yummy

who can love this meaty man


oh call me Madison my friend
did you know from the patriarchs of abraham i descend
and the red sea will part for me miraculously from within
for i am leading this clan Canaan well I am that I am

who can love
who can love a meaty man
who can taste him
who can save him like a patient
better than I can

for i am leading this clan Canaan well I am that I am

who can love
who can love this meaty man
who can taste him
who can save him like a patient
better than you can

who can love
who can love this meaty man
who can taste him
who can save him like a patient
who can love
who can love this meaty man
who can taste him
who can save him like a patient
better than you can


Madison's request

who is the imagined singer
The Salami Man

who is the intended listener
Pepperoni Petra

ask three questions
What does pepperoni taste like?
When will I see it?
Will Moses part the red sea?

describe your song in one word
Meaty


7.16.2010

know your own heart (i miss you)

<a href="http://thewigglytendrils.bandcamp.com/track/know-your-own-heart-i-miss-you">know your own heart (i miss you) by the wiggly tendrils</a>


you say the wind blows where it wants to
you say i talk so all the time
i make a killer risotto
i say know your own heart

western medicine
stimulants and sedatives
everyone trying to get at what they lack
spiritual animism
eastern herbalism
i miss you

you say know your own heart

western medicine
stimulants and sedatives
everyone trying to get at what they lack
spiritual animism
eastern herbalism
i miss you
i miss you

let's go
let's go let's go

Martin's request

who is the imagined singer
a young Kelly Ripa

who is the intended listener
an in-the-closet Lisa Loeb fan

ask three questions
How does wind happen?
Will eastern medicine meet western medicine?
What's a good recipe for a dessert risotto?

describe your song in one word
audacious


7.15.2010

imagine me a palomino


imagine me a palomino
in the Philippines and filipino
imagine trees --the tallest trees though
imagine fleas grinding their tiny teeth slow
i wear sleeves or sleeveless go
and i'm the baddest kid in Cupertino
imagine me a palomino
in the Philippines and filipino
imagine peace but as achieved so
the cost of peace exceeds the properties though
imagine these, imagine also
the cast of Grease as conceived by Quentin Tarantino
imagine we believe in heros
who have the beans to ride the beasts that we do fear oh
imagine me a palomino
in the Philippines and filipino

when i ride
i ride
when ride
i ride
when i ride to do battle
i ride side saddle
when i ride to do battle
i ride side saddle
when i ride to do battle
i ride side saddle
when i ride to do battle
i ride side saddle

Olegario's request

who is the imagined singer
a leather jacket

who is the intended listener
a greaser

ask three questions
How can I ride a unicorn?
What are flies good for?
Which tree is tastiest?

describe your song in one word
Filipino



7.14.2010

why can't we get along (mute the vuvezela)


mute the vuvezela
mute the vuvezela

what's this feeling in my body
probably martians probing blindly
they must see us like pangeas
they don't know we're incompleted

why, why can't we get along, why can't we get along
why, why can't we get along
why, why can't we get along
why, why can't we get along
why can't we get along

Sigal's request

who is the imagined singer
a disco jug band

who is the intended listener
all the nations of the world

ask three questions
why can't we all get along? (like when the earth was a single continent--gandwanaland/pangea)
Can we mute the vuvuzelas?
what is this strange feeling I have in my body?

describe your song in one word
rickety