(mortal combat in the adirondacks)
every man and woman born
gather round listen to my yarn
about an evil unicorn
and how he won't be coming around no more no more no more
ah
(mortal combat in the adirondacks)
of mortal combat, i have no fear
his was name bombat, i smote him near
the adirondacks, john smith knows
fk with a tomcat, it's how it goes, oh
ah
(mortal combat in the adirondacks)
what's the cost what's the price
300 cats lost 2,700 lives
ah
(mortal combat in the adirondacks)
stephen's request:
Name
Stephen
who is the imagined singer
a siamese cat who has just saved the world from an ancient, evil unicorn
who is the intended listener
every man woman and child on this earth
ask three questions
how did the siamese cat finally defeat boombat, the evil unicorn?
where was the scene of the epic final battle?
how many innocent lives were lost to the war?
describe your song in one word
beautiful
Rad!
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