my love tastes like slugs

my love tastes like slugs (mp3)

T. W. TENDRILS: hi ms hedgehog

MS HEDGEHOG: hi tw

T. W. TENDRILS: what are you doing out so late

MS HEDGEHOG: i'm nocturnal and i lost my friend the snail

T. W. TENDRILS: oh man that's too bad where did you loose him

MS HEDGEHOG: someplace in the fog

T. W. TENDRILS: you know what might help, what if you tried singing a song. maybe he'd hear you.

MS HEDGEHOG: that's a good idea

MS HEDGEHOG (singing):
who is afraid of the owl or the fox
not me i've got spines and they're long and they're sharp
my love tastes like slugs
he does

T. W. TENDRILS: wow that is an unusual song

MS HEDGEHOG: thank you my friend rachel wrote it

T. W. TENDRILS: you know i think that might work would you mind if i sang with you next time

MS HEDGEHOG: no not at all

MS HEDGEHOG and T. W. TENDRILS (singing):
who is afraid of the owl or the fox
not me i've got spines and they're long and they're sharp
my love tastes like slugs
my world is a park
it tastes of a blue unusually dark
my love tastes like slugs
he (/she) does

MR SNAIL: oh there you all ms hedgehog i've been looking for you all night

MS HEDGEHOG: Mr Snail

MR SNAIL: that's a beautiful song you sang would you mind if i sang with you

T. W. TENDRILS: oh let's all sing

ALL (singing):
who is afraid of the owl or the fox
not me i've got spines and they're long and they're sharp
my love tastes like slugs
my world is a park
it tastes of a blue unusually dark
my love tastes like slugs
he (/she) does

Rachel's Request:
(1) Your name: Rachel
(2) Your email address: [redacted]
(4) Provide a picture of the singer (ascii acceptable): https://mvscience.wikispaces.com/file/view/european_hedgehog_1.jpg
(5) Provide a picture of the intended listener (ascii acceptable): http://www.gartenspaziergang.de/t_schnecke_5.html
(6) Invent question 3, decline to answer it:
1. Does love [have a] taste?
2. What is outside the universe?
3. How does blue feel?
(7) Suggest a title for your song, or describe the music video:
The music video would use animation that looks like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uWjxB2wymo